Spent 2001-2005 researching human hair in Ohio. Practiced in the art of writing about muffins in Las Vegas, NV. Once had a dream of analyzing mosquito repellent in Washington, DC. Was quite successful at supervising the production of sausage for the underprivileged. Had some great experience licensing bongos in Gainesville, FL. Spent 2001-2006 working on electric trains in Prescott, AZ.